BECAUSE LIFE WILL WHOOP YO MAFUCKIN ASS!
AND ITS UP TO YOU TO FIGHT BACK!
Meet Our Dean, Sir Langston III
WELCOME to the prestigious WYMAA. An establishment dedicated to training world class athletes on how to face life when it gets in YO FACE. My name is Sir Langston III & my great great GREAT grandfather Saint Aloysius built this academy with his bare hands in 1729. We are a private training academy, which means tuition ain't cheap! So go cry to yo mama if you aint got that dolla! In the mean time, check out our facilities & sign up to be a part of our 2023 class of future hall of fame graduates.
Our Top Prospect for 2023
Sylvan LaCue is our top prospect for 2023. The man has been through hell & back. And when we say hell, we mean HOLY HELL. After suffering from depression, anxiety, & going broke TWICE after the pandemic, he's lost 50 pounds & decided to join the WYMAA
to finish his transformation with us!